When I heard that Alhambra was staging A Christmas Story: The Musical, my first reaction was, “Here we go again.” Another beloved movie turned into a hollow, uninspired musical? But boy-howdy, was I off target. Alhambra Theatre & Dining’s rendition doesn’t just capture the charm of the movie — it outshines it. It’s sharp, witty and bursting with energy, delivering laughs and heart like Ralphie landing a perfect shot on Black Bart.